OPINION:Oshiomhole In Massage Hall Of Fame
Monday Lines 2 OPINION:Oshiomhole In Massage Hall Of Fame By Lasisi Olagunju (Published in the Nigerian Tribune on Monday, 9 February, 2026). I wanted to find out who the greatest massager in history was, but the Internet told me history keeps no such Hall of Fame. I asked Google and got no answer; I asked Google Scholar and got silence. Even super-intelligent AI hasn't been able to help. So, should I just give that crown to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole? In a private jet, Oshiomhole was filmed completely soaked in massaging the soft leg of a foreign goddess. At the Presidential Villa on Friday, he was heard massaging the ego of the president and his wife. He said after meeting the president: “I came to see Mr. President. I haven’t seen him this year. Also very importantly, you saw the way and manner President Donald Trump acknowledged not just the President of Nigeria but our First Lady, describing her as a very respectable woman and responsible woman and a pastor of the l...